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Workin' Man

Mon Mar 20, 2006, 11:50 PM
Listening to Bob Dylan, wearing a suit, just got back from WORK, first day, went pretty well, down at the supermarket, gave a wee bit of wrong change, put my hand on the scales and made people pay $500000000000000000000000000 for their loaf of bread, but did pretty well and got the hang of it, I was the middle man between a grand total of $1042.05nz groceries, plus one big giant mop (with free interchangable heads).

If you're in the neighborhood, down at Port Chalmers, come along and buy some tampons, laugh at me with my shirt and tie with hair tied back, though really I feel silly enough as it is, I look like one of the aliens from the "Alien" series, just by my posture.

Anyway, life's changed a whole fuckload, as though I changed lanes, it's good and bad, used to be better.

Yah, sue me, I'll soon have money!

Also, the passcode to the upstairs staffroom is cx487.
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:iconclaudius-88:
~Claudius-88 Mar 21, 2006, 12:49:32 AM
who would ever want to break in to a staffroom...there is nothing to steal...maybe coffee

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why?
whynot?
:iconyuppy64:
~yuppy64 Mar 21, 2006, 1:03:20 AM
milk!
There's computers and stuff, it just goes upstairs, where most of the offices are, you could steal from peoples bags and stuff aye.

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Ha
:iconclaudius-88:
~Claudius-88 Mar 21, 2006, 6:18:35 PM
are you incorageing me..being a bad influence is my job

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why?
whynot?
:iconslackjaw:
~slackjaw Mar 23, 2006, 1:56:45 AM
Bahaha you go to work...

I've had a desk job for 4 years, and I never wore a tie :D
:iconyuppy64:
~yuppy64 Mar 23, 2006, 3:51:02 AM
But I get to ask people for ID! Something you've almost never done!
And I think I get about $8.50, a pay you've only dreamed of.

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Ha
:iconfanniegray1:
~FannIEGray1 Mar 24, 2006, 1:55:57 AM
Gidday, Hah your not the only one who gets to ask for id. Nice going da otha nite at work thou not bad for a lerner, LOL these people that come of the ship spent up too $2,500, and nobody charged them wrong they were just hungry for chips and chocolate!! man thats a hell of alot1 musta been hungus.

You cold always steal the table or the chairs, even the zip lol if you really wanted there is a rubbish bin too.
:iconyuppy64:
~yuppy64 Mar 24, 2006, 3:21:00 AM
Tables are hard to get out of doorframes, my Dad was moving into a flat a while back, and we got his bed up these tiny (narrow, they were damn steep) stairs, and into his room, only to have to move it out again in a week when other people had to move in for some reason, good times...
They brought socks.

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Ha
:iconmindaffect:
~mindaffect Mar 25, 2006, 1:12:26 AM
This is like one of the funniest journal entries ever.... I think this just made my day (which was about time cuz today seriously sucked!)
Since you've just blown me the password, I feel like revenging: I always hide a second key to my room under the right side of the large carpet infront of my door. *whisper* but don't tell anyone!

I'll be watching :D
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